Joe Schmoe's
Joe Schmoe�s in Cypress is an all-American quick stop for hot dogs, burgers, sandwiches, fries, onion rings, custard, shakes, and more. Fido is welcome on the large, dog-friendly patio! Bring him along and try a specialty dog like the Babe Ruth Dog with mustard, sauerkraut, and grilled onions, or the Reuben Dog with pastrami, Russian dressing, Swiss cheese, sauerkraut, and a pickle spear. Don�t miss the Concretes: custard blended with mix-ins like a shake, without the milk. Root Beer Floats, kegged root beer, and hand-scooped cones are available as well. Joe Schmoe�s is open Sunday through Thursday 10:30am to 9:00pm and Friday and Saturday 10:30am to 9:30pm.
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